BANDA ACEH, Indonesia
The official death toll from the Asian tsunami climbed dramatically to 147,000 Friday and authorities held out little hope for tens of thousands still missing. Flying over miles of ravaged shoreline, a shaken U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan asked: 'You wonder where are the people? What has happened to them?'"
Uh, Kofi, there was this thing called a 'tsunami' a couple of weeks ago and...never mind. I guess now I can believe that he had no idea his minions were scamming BILLIONS from the Oil for French, uh, I mean Oil for Food program.