Where is Oliver Stone when you need him?

FOXNews.com - Special Report w%2F Brit Hume - Political Grapevine - GOP%27s Softer Side%3F: In the Wall Street Journal this week Jim Rassmann wrote that a mine blast -- "blew me off John's swift boat" into the river where Kerry heroically pulled him to safety under heavy fire. But a press release from Kerry's Website claims that Rassmann "was traveling down the Bay Hap river in a boat behind Kerry's when both were ambushed."

C'mon, guys! Hire a director or writer or something to help get your fantasy, er, story straight!