Once again, you can't make this stuff up!
Fast forward 2 years:
Heinz-Kerry sues President Kerry for divorce, claims husband 'forced her onto Marine One'.
In papers filed today in Boston, Teresa Heinz Kerry sued her husband, President Kerry, for divorce, citing irreconsilable differences. In her papers, Heinz Kerry agrees to give up her claim to half the White House in exchange for two years of Presidential veto rights...